Eminem - Houdini Lyrics
" Houdini "
HEY EM, IT’S PAUL. UH I WAS
LISTENING TO THE ALBUM
GOOD FUCKING LUCK,
YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN.
♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN,
SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND) ♪
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
CHECK THIS OUT
♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK,
BACK AGAIN) ♪
WHAT THE FUCK?
♪ SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND ♪
♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK
AGAIN, SHADY’S BACK) ♪
FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE
♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S
BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪
♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S
BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK,
GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪
♪ (DA-DA-DA, DA, DA, DA,
DA, DA, DA) ♪
♪ (DA-DA DA, DA, DA, DA, DA) ♪
♪ WELL LOOK WHAT THE STORK
BRUNG (WHAT) ♪
♪ LITTLE BABY DEVIL WITH
THE FORKED TONGUE ♪
♪ AND IT’S STICKIN’ OUT YEAH
LIKE A SORE THUMB (BLEAH) ♪
♪ WITH A FOREHEAD THAT IT
GREW HORNS FROM ♪
♪ STILL A WHITE JERK ♪
♪ PULLIN’ UP IN A CHRYSLER
TO THE CYPHER ♪
♪ WITH THE VIC’S,
PERCS AND A BUD LIGHT SHIRT ♪
♪ LYRICAL TECHNICIAN
AN ELECTRICIAN ♪
♪ Y’ALL LIGHT WORK ♪
♪ AND I DON’T GOTTA PLAY PRETEND
IT’S YOU I MAKE BELIEVE ♪
♪ AND YOU KNOW I’M HERE
TO STAY CAUSE ME ♪
♪ IF I WAS TO EVER
TAKE A LEAVE ♪
♪ IT WOULD BE ASPIRIN TO
BREAK A FEVE ♪
♪ IF I WAS TO ASK FOR
MEGAN THEE ♪
♪ STALLION IF SHE WOULD
COLLAB WITH ME ♪
♪ WOULD I REALLY HAVE A
SHOT AT A FEAT ♪
♪ I DON’T KNOW BUT I’M GLAD
TO BE BACK, LIKE ♪
♪ ABRA-ARACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪
♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN
MY BAG, BRUH ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST
TRICK, POOF) ♪
♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND
I’M BACK, BRO ♪
[CAR REVVING]
♪ NOW BACK IN THE DAYS
OF OLD ME ♪
♪ (WHEN) RIGHT AROUND THE
TIMEI BECAME A DOPE FIEND ♪
♪ ATE SOME CODEINE, AS A WAY OF
COPING TASTE OF OPIATES,
CASE OF O.E. ♪
♪ TURNED ME INTO SMILEY
FACE EMOJI ♪
♪ MY SHIT MAY NOT BE AGE
APPROPRI- ♪
♪ ATE BUT I WILL HIT AN EIGHT
YEAR OLD IN THE FACE WITH A
PARTICIPATION TROPHY ♪
♪ ‘CAUSE I HAVE ZERO DOUBTS ♪
♪ THAT THIS WHOLE
WORLD’S ‘BOUT ♪
♪ TO TURN INTO SOME
GIRL SCOUTS ♪
♪ THAT CENSORSHIP BUREAU’S OUT ♪
♪ SO WHEN I STARTED THIS VERSE ♪
♪ IT DID START OFF LIGHT
HEARTED AT FIRST ♪
♪ BUT IT FEELS LIKE
I’M TARGETED ♪
♪ MIND BOGGLIN’ HOW MY PROFIT
HAS SKYROCKETED ♪
♪ LOOK WHAT I POCKETED ♪
♪ YEAH THE SHIT IS JUST LIKE
Y’ALL HAVE BEEN LIGHT
JOGGIN’ AND ♪
♪ I’VE BEEN RUNNING AT FULL
SPEED AND THAT’S WHY ♪
♪ I’M AHEAD LIKE MY NOGGIN AND ♪
♪ I’M THE FIGHT Y’ALL GET IN ♪
♪ WHEN YOU DEBATE WHO THE BEST
BUT OPS I’M WHITE
CHALKIN’ WHEN ♪
♪ I STEP UP TO THAT MIC
COCK IT THEN ♪
♪ “OH MY GOD ITS HIM
NOT AGAIN” ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪
[POLICE SIRENS]
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪
♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN
MY BAG, BRUH ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST
TRICK, POOF) ♪
♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND
I’M BACK, BRO ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪
♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN
MY BAG, BRUH ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST
TRICK, POOF) ♪
♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND
I’M BACK, BRO ♪
(BREAK IT DOWN)
♪ SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT THE
OLD ME’D SAY (IF WHAT) ♪
♪ IF HE COULD SEE THE WAY
SHIT IS TODAY ♪
♪ HE’D PROBABLY SAY THAT
EVERYTHING IS GAY (LIKE HAPPY) ♪
♪ WHAT’S MY NAME,
WHAT’S MY NAME ♪
[POLICE SIRENS]
♪ SO HOW MANY LITTLE KIDS
STILL WANNA ACT LIKE ME ♪
♪ I’M A BIGGER PRICK
THAN CACTI BE ♪
♪ AND THAT’S WHY THESE ♪
♪ WORDS STING JUST LIKE YOU
WERE BEING ATTACKED BY BEES ♪
♪ IN THE COUPE LEANING
BACK MY SEAT ♪
♪ BUMPIN’ R. KELLY’S FAVORITE
GROUP THE BLACK GUY PEES ♪
♪ IN MY AIR MAX 90’S ♪
♪ WHITE T’S WALKIN’
PARENTAL ADVISORY ♪
♪ MY TRANSGENDER CAT’S SIAMESE ♪
♪ IDENTIFIES AS BLACK,
BUT ACTS CHINESE ♪
♪ LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’
HACKY SACK I TREAT ♪
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD ‘CAUSE I
GOT IT AT MY FEET ♪
♪ HOW CAN I EXPLAIN TO YOU ♪
♪ THAT EVEN MYSELF I’M
A DANGER TOO ♪
♪ I HOP ON TRACKS LIKE A
KANGAROO AND SAY A FEW
THINGS OR TWO TO ANGER YOU ♪
♪ BUT FUCK THAT IF I THINK THAT
SHIT, I’MA SAY THAT SHIT ♪
♪ CANCEL ME WHAT OK THAT’S IT
GO AHEAD PAUL QUIT ♪
♪ SNAKE ASS PRICK, YOU MALE
CROSS DRESSER, FAKE ASS BITCH ♪
♪ AND I’LL PROBABLY GET SHIT
FOR THAT (WATCH) ♪
♪ BUT YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY
DICK, IN FACT ♪
♪ FUCK THEM FUCK DRE, FUCK
JIMMY, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, ♪
♪ FUCK MY OWN KIDS THEY’RE
BRATS (FUCK ‘EM) ♪
♪ THEY CAN SCREW-OFF,
THEM AND YOU ALL, ♪
♪ YOU TOO PAUL, GOT TWO
BALLS, BIG AS RUPAUL’S ♪
♪ WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW ♪
♪ AIN’T WHAT YOU SAW, ‘CAUSE
YOU’RE NEVER GONNA SEE ME ♪
♪ CAUGHT SLEEPIN’ AND SEE THE
KIDNAPPIN’ NEVER DID HAPPEN ♪
♪ LIKE SHERRI PAPINI, HARRY
HOUDINI, I VANISH INTO THIN
AIR AS I’M LEAVING ♪
TRUST ME, I’M A
GREAT DRIVER.
DON’T WORRY, I JUST
GOT MY LICENSE BACK.
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪
♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN
MY BAG, BRUH ♪
♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪
♪ (AND FOR MY LAST
TRICK, POOF) ♪
♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND
I’M BACK, BRO ♪
[CAR CRASHES]
